Dig the Mig!

Your Australian Idol!

There are six "rockers" left, but they need not bother showing up to rehearsals or performances anytime soon.

Mark my words, the cat named "Mig" will be the lead singer of INXS. For trucks sake, he's even Australian! Plus he really is the only one that has ever made sense. He can sing. He moves well on stage. He's got a six pack. He's got that ambiguous sexuality thing that Bowie always had and Michael Stipe used to have.

So once he is crowned the new front man, what's next? I can't imagine the band playing any venues bigger than the one where they tape the show and even then, there might have to be a LOT of comp tickets offered to CBS executives and sponsors like MSN and Verizon Wireless (hey! text message me from the show - NOT!).

I'm sure the stiff robots that comprise the rest of INXS can't wait to rock out! I really feel bad for these guys, they have to constantly remind the "would-be's" and the viewing audience both live and at home, that they are a BAND, MAN and that THEY MATTER and that THEY LIVE, and BREATHE and CRY and MOVE THEIR BOWELS!

While watching "Rock Star INXS" I am thrilled, disgusted, sad, tickled pink and enraged. Sometimes all in two minutes! What a crazy world - the music business is screwed.