Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Nerd Herd (and I'm among them)


a storm trooper hits on sailor moon

I attended the NY Comic Convention this past weekend and it was fun. I'm not a big fan of mainstream comics (can't remember the last Marvel or DC title I bought) but there was a nice cross section of the big boys and the lil ones. The folks at Reed Exhibitions which run many shows for the Javits Center clearly underestimated the fanboy turnout and chaos reigned for a while and many a would-be wizard or cleric were turned away.

There weren't too many "Trekkie" moments but I did see (1) A Clooney-era Batman (2) A Robot made of Corrugated Cardboard (3) many Stormtroopers (4) Captain Marvel (5) various manga boyz n girlz and (6) Boba Fett. Thankfully, I only dropped about 20 bucks. I resisted many a "starved puppy" look from exhibiting writers, artists and publishers. Hey folks, I been there myself but money's too tight to mention...

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Sucked in...



The search for the next American Idol is back and my wife nancy and I are once again sucked in. The proceedings take up most of our "idle" time what with THREE episodes this week (thank God for my DVR and its fast-forward capability).

My early favorites are Katharine Mcphee on the ladies side and Chris Daughtry for the dudes. They can only dream to be where Kelly Clarkson is now - a freakin real life Grammy winner just like U2, Stevie Wonder, Green Day and Alison Krauss!!

My friend Courtney is blogging about Idol over at Orwell Project (orwellproject.com). Her observations are spot on and often hilarious unlike say, Paula's.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Frey in the Freying Pan

Author of the controversial "A Million Little Pieces", James Frey, appeared yesterday on Oprah.

It was great theater. Here was Oprah apologizing for coming to Frey's defense on Larry King and taking Frey to task on the findings by the Smoking Gun that major parts of his memoir were made up.

I give the weasel Frey some credit for showing up and sitting through what I'm sure was 60 of the most excruciating minutes of his life (worse than the fake root canals he wrote about).

To me it was so awkward watching Frey squirm that I actually looked away from the T.V. at times (I do the same when I watch people eat gross things on "Fear Factor"). His expression was mostly that of a bad boy who's red behind was still fresh from the spanking he just received.

But in the end, Frey can at least go home and cry into his thousand thread count egyptian cotton pillows thanks to Oprah.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Whoops!



My hometown newspaper, The Staten Island Advance (where I worked part time for a couple of years) printed a book review the other day with a curious sub-head.

Friday, January 13, 2006

A Million Little Something-Or-Others



A number of years back a friend and I stood outside of Madison Square Garden waiting for others before a college basketball game. We were sipping beers concealed with a wink and a nod inside paper bags. I thought that made it legal. I thought wrong. We were issued summonses by plain clothes officers of the NYPD. This was back in Giuliani's heyday, cleaning up the city of "quality of life crimes". One of the cops said "Hey its no big deal - mail in the fine and you're done." Not exactly.

My pal and I both had to appear in Criminal Court to make our plea. In court you weren't allowed to talk, read or sleep. So I sat and stewed for hours as the folks there for drug crimes had their cases dismissed due to a court backlog - the unintended effect of the Mayor's crusade against the drunk, homeless, loud and smelly. When my name was finally called the court appointed lawyer recommended a guilty plea which I entered and paid my fine. Trying to laugh it all off, my friend and I vowed to tour local schools giving "scared straight" speeches about our lives as a con. We topped each other with our retellings of our crime and subsequent punishment. I never made any such speeches to kids but I probably should have written a book about it.

This week James Frey has been all over the news and internet after "The Smoking Gun" web site released a report on his supposedly exaggerated book "A Million Little Pieces". I have not read the book and am less likely now in light of the allegations. Apparently many others disagree with me and the book continues to fly off shelves . It has had no problem doing so especially after Oprah made it the first "nonfiction" selection to her Book Club. The author appeared on Oprah with his parents and detailed stories from the book and surely all the studio audience empathized, cried and then cheered as they were all given a free copy.

Now we are all prone to exaggeration. Who hasn't embellished a story of drunkenness, sexual conquests or conflicts solved with fists? In the company of a really good storyteller how can one not stretch the truth when its their turn to be in the spotlight? When one is at the bar or around a dinner table, this creative license is implied if not expected. But how does one go from that to putting those stories down on the printed page as a nonfiction memoir?

The Smoking Gun investigation into Frey's book now calls into question everything in it. Significant plot points appear to have been, at best, greatly exaggerated and, at worst, made up. His arrest and subsequent lengthy incarceration for hitting a police officer with his car and then resisting arrest in an crack-fueled rage was found to be significantly embellished. Apparently the arresting officer saw Frey's car in a no-parking zone, stopped him and saw a half-filled PBR bottle on the front seat. Frey was taken downtown and booked on a few misdemeanors and released in a few hours. The police report noted Frey was "polite and cooperative".

The Smoking Gun also says Frey "invented a role for himself in a deadly train accident that cost the lives of two female high school students (and) remarkably appropriates and manipulates details of the incident so he can falsely portray himself as the tragedy's third victim." How creepy!

Frey's lies are all the more despicable in that his book has been used by many to offer encouragement to those with substance abuse problems or to serve as a cautionary tale to teenagers. "A Million Little Pieces" details Frey's rejection of the "twelve-step" program used by many recovery and rehab clinics and groups. It is likely, then, that he has influenced fellow addicts to do the same. The other night appearing on Larry King Live, Frey called the book "a selective recollection of my life", a phrase that, if printed on the cover of the book would not inspire confidence in its writer.

Years ago, I was reading the "hot" book of the day, "Sleepers," which was later made into a movie starring Robert DeNiro and Brad Pitt. It was the memoir of Lorenzo Carcaterra in which he detailed harrowing stories of his life in Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen neighborhood. Major parts of the story involving a revenge murder where found to be entirely made up.

In the world of journalism, Jayson Blair was responsible for the largest blight in the history of The New York Times after it was discovered he plagiarized articles and faked quotes and interviews. The excellent movie "Shattered Glass" tells the story of New Republic writer Stephen Glass who made up people, events and stories that got past fact checkers and were published as the truth.

In the current environment of 24 hour news and the internet no one has the time or inclination for small details like the verification of facts. Perhaps publishers and editors are worried they might miss the scoop if they delay.

The real cautionary tale here is not one of alcohol and drug recovery and addiction, as Frey's book intends. The real life stories of the writers named Blair, Glass, Carcaterra, and now Frey offer up another lesson to would-be journalists and nonfiction authors - don't screw with the truth. Sounds simple, right?

I'm sure it will happen again and after a while there might be enough occurrences to warrant a new section in book stores, libraries and amazon.com - "fish tales".

I've always been primarily a reader of fiction when it comes to books. I get my nonfiction (I hope) fix from newspapers, cable news and magazines. One notable exception are the gorgeous books by Frank McCourt, especially his first, "Angela's Ashes" a book that had a profound effect on me and countless others. Then again....

has the Smoking Gun verified if Frank McCourt is really Irish?

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

best songs of '05

Here are the songs that helped get me through 2005 when the pills and booze weren't strong enough. These were the ones that rose to the top of the 10,462 on my iTunes. Some are technically from 2004 (so step off music geeks!) but they were part of my soundtrack this past year. I would have liked to post them for you to listen, but I can't figure out how to convert songs from iTunes to mp3s and by the time I did, you might be reading this in aught-7. So click on the links provided or go listen at the iTunes store.

So without further adieu and in no particular order "the daveB 10":

Jose Gonzalez - "Heartbeat"
A cover song that is the soundtrack to the best commercial ever.
I need to scalp to get into his Joe's Pub show.

Alkaline Trio - "Sadie" ('04)
Saw these dudes on Conan and they rocked esp. for a trio (no Ben Folds Five duplicity in their name). This song is a staple for my workout playlist what with the mid song build up that reminds me of classic U2.

The Fray - "Over My Head" (Cable Car)
Discovered as a free iTunes song o' the week. Like David Gray on Paxil.

Fall Out Boy - "Sugar We're Goin Down"
The best video of '05 hands down. These punks most made me envious of their youth and talent this year.

Low Millions - "Statue"
Another free iTunes band (but not for this song). After that I saw them open for Butch Walker where the singer convinced me and my brother to buy the CD. Good advice!! Every track is either good or excellent. Oh and the singer is the son of Leonard Cohen.

LCD Soundsystem - "Tribulations"
Most people know this dude as the singer of "Daft Punk is Playing at My House" but I prefer this track. It rocks and so does his band who, to my ears, were the best of a nifty line up at the SPIN 20th anniversary party.

Coheed and Cambria ('04) "A Favor House Atlantic"
Their singer complains that people compare his voice to Geddy Lee of Rush but he needs to get over himself (a) because he just should and (b) because Rush rules!!! The return of nerd-core. I bet Rush wishes they wrote a catchy tune like this one.

Regina Spektor ('04) - "Us"
Also an awesome video. Most likely to inherit the "pretty girl with the big voice that plays piano" place in your heart from Fiona and Tori. I had much more to say about her earlier in my blog.

The Stills ('04) "Lola Stars & Stripes"
I think I bought this album thinking they were the band from that "Scrubs" guy's movie "Garden State". That band was actually "The Shins" (who but Brooklyn Vegan can keep up with all these bands). Well I didn't make a mistake - this is a great album. Sounds like Travis on Lexapro.

Rilo Kiley - "Portions for Foxes"
Ahhh....Jenny Lewis - my new alterna-crush. Plus the song reminds me a bit of the theme to "My So Called Life" (best teen angst TV ever).

Jimmy Eat World - "Work"
The song that most made me want to set up my drums again and rock out....

The Killers - "Jenny Was a Friend of Mine"
A great album opener with Oasis-like pompous grandiosity. Since Duran Duran is dead, they figured "why not?" what's that...oh...Duran is still alive?

that was 12 songs - that's why I am an artist and not a scientician.

"Heard you missed me...I'm back"



Today I woke up early to get some work done and didn't feel like drinking my wife's crummy coffee (sorry, nanc). So I made the short drive to the bakery for breakfast. While warming up the car I remembered that today was the debut of David Lee Roth's new radio show.

I turned on the new "92FREE" (i.e. NO MORE "MODERN ROCK" STATIONS IN NYC) in time enough to hear DLR ranting about censorship and the religious right and how Americans need to push back every time the government infringes on rights (hmm...where have we heard all this before ...ah..ah..HOWARDTCHOOO... 'scuse me I sneezed).

There is someone else in the studio with Diamond Dave (producer? sidekick? sycophant? I didn't stick around long enough to find out) who laughs nervously as one might while thinking how to get away from the dude at the party that won't stop talking and laughing at his own jokes.

I LOVE old Van Halen and even Van Hagar and I admit, I had high hopes, hmm, well, hopes for DLR but another couple of minutes listening dispelled all that nonsense. I had read somewhere that DLR in studio has access to tons of song clips, full songs and sound bites and he was injecting said sound bites after every few sentences (perhaps to suck on an oxygen tank or helium one to belt out one of his patented Van Halen-era yelps). Then he started playing a FULL reggae/dancehall type song (or what my brain perceived to be one) and he was SINGING ALONG TO IT!!!! I could just picture all the radio muckety mucks pulling out their hair plugs screaming "Wotthefukk is this David Lee Rothaoke!?!!?" Then he uttered a sentence that included the word "slacks" and the phrase "huarachi sandals" completely alienating anyone under 40 years old.

Now I understand that on radio dead air is a killer (hear that Mike Francesa?) People think something's wrong with the station and they change it. They will never call DLR "Dead Air Dave". Until they cancel his show.

editors note: the entire post above was based on a total of about 5 minutes of listening to the show. Perhaps that was the only bad 5 minutes.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Fly Me to the Moon...

I have an expression I use from time to time: "I'm building a rocket-car and I'm going to live on the moon".

Its usually uttered after some experience or something I see or read that gives me little hope for mankind. For instance, watching the MTV "music" awards usually brings up this sentiment. Part of it has to do with me being old and out of touch, but another part of it is just shock at people's lack of self-awareness.

I was struck by the idea moments ago on line at the bank. No one likes waiting in line at the bank. The gentleman behind me thought he'd use this time wisely and multitask. I began to hear these little "clicks" going off in succession but not in any organized fashion. They continued on for a couple of minutes with some pauses in between. I turned and looked.

You see ladies and gentleman, this person decided this was the time and place to clip his fingernails. On line - at the bank - with no where for his clippings to go but onto the ugly industrial carpet.

So, who wants to join me on the moon?